Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Liza's first blog ever

I realized what the world truly needed was not world peace or free health care for the sick, but another blog.

Not just any old blog, but by a blog by Liza…blogging about world peace and free healthcare for the sick.

Sorry. It’s never happening.

Since the beginning of recorded history, mankind hasn’t changed much. Our men still like sports, fast cars, and war. The last thing on their agenda is world peace and healthcare.

And just like all the women before us, we shake our heads and observe the world would be a better place if woman ran it. Truly ran it, not just some figurehead who waves her hand oddly at the mob.

Before you point to the Amazon warriors as a time when women stepped up, first, we’ve no proof they existed, and second, if they did exist, I don’t think they intended to promote world peace or health care either, unless they thought their patch of land would be more peaceful without the neighboring, bothersome tribe, which would no longer require health care because they no longer had a pulse.

And that is my blog contribution today: a sixty-nine word sentence.

Thus, concludes Liza O’Connor’s first blog effort. It’s all up from here.

2 comments:

  1. Liza, two people viewed this the first time around. Better luck this time.

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  2. Thanks myself, I appreciate the support.

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