Thursday, July 10, 2014

Elliot K. Carnucci is a Big Fat Loser by Catherine DePino

Today, we have Catherine DePino for a Liza Behaves Interview about her book Elliot K. Carnucci Is a Big, Fat Loser.

Catherine will be giving away a $20 Amazon Gift Card to one lucky commenter

Peep Rep: Cool! I can win that and the office wager going on that you cannot behave for the length of an interview. 

Liza: First off, since when did you get an office and who besides you is there?

Peep Rep: It's just me and your dog Jess in the solarium.

Liza: Jess has no money.

Peep Rep: Which is why we need you to wager that you will behave, so when you don't, Jess and I will finally have money. Plus, we might win $20 from Catherine as well.

Liza: That will be my only shot of getting paid, but let's do it. The interview starts now.

Liza: Welcome, Catherine. So tell me, how'd you come up with this story?

C: First, I wondered what a bully might say to a bullied teenager whom I envisioned as Elliot. That’s how Elliot K. Carnucci is a Big, Fat Loser became my title. Then I pictured Elliot in my mind and gave him free rein to talk to me. (By the way, he looks very much like his picture on the book cover.)


Liza: Poor kid. I want to give Elliot a hug.  What part of your book took you most out of your comfort zone?

C: Much of the story takes place in Elliot’s dad’s funeral home. I spent time researching the business to learn about its rewards and frustrations. I have to say that some of what I found out was a little scary, so much so, that I stopped doing research at night. However, I learned that most people in the profession are sensitive, caring professionals who have learned not to let it bother them that they deal with death every day. In the story, Elliot’s father becomes preoccupied with his work and sometimes loses sight of Elliot’s need to talk to him about his bullying problems. However, Elliot respects what his father does for a living and wants to follow in his footsteps despite his mother’s disapproval of his career choice.

Liza: It sounds like you might have been breaking into funeral homes at night for research. That would scare me too. What part of your book was the hardest to write?

C: When Elliot visits his friend and mentor, Mr. Boardly, in the hospital, he has to come to terms with the fact that Mr. Boardly may not survive his serious illnesses. I did not even want to entertain the possibility that Elliot’s friend might die. I felt very close to the character and felt sad when I had to write the scene in which Mr. Boardly talked to Elliot about helping him plan his funeral because of the possibility that he may not survive his cancer and heart problems.

Liza: You are a stronger author than I. It turns out I cannot kill a character I love. I go into morning if I try. But let's get back to the living: Describe the hero in five words.

C: Elliot, the hero, is intelligent, musical, loving, frightened, and courageous. 

Liza: And how did he come to be all that?

C: I wanted to give them interesting backgrounds, so the father became a funeral director, and his mother had to be an actress because of her love of drama and excitement. To further complicate the plot, I made Elliot the son of divorced parents who also lives with his bossy but lovable grandmother, Nonna.

Liza: Who's your favorite character in the book & why?

C: I like Elliot best because even when he’s facing bullying, he has time to show love and compassion to his friend and mentor, Mr. Boardly, the school custodian. At the same time, he’s an ordinary kid who has run-ins with his family, but deep down you can tell he loves them. He represents many kids I’ve met in the classroom, kids who struggle on a daily basis and fight hard to find solutions to their problems.

Liza: If your main character had been allowed to write the novel rather than you, how would the story have been different?

C: I believe it would have been exactly the same. I felt that I was able to get inside Elliot’s head when I wrote the book. He talked and I listened, trying not to change anything he said or did during his bouts with bullying. Sometimes I felt like nudging him and telling him to move faster in devising ways to solve his problems, but I ultimately found that letting him move at his own pace was the best way to go. 

Liza: That was thoughtful. What about the other characters? Did you get along with them? 

C: Sometimes I felt like telling Nonna, his grandmother, to stop being so pushy with him, but to do that would not have been true to her character.

Liza: What other changes did you consider?

C: I thought about reuniting Elliot’s parents by the book’s conclusion, but then I knew that given their strong conflicts it wouldn’t be realistic to do that. However, I left the door open for a reconciliation in case I want to write a sequel.

Liza: Just for the record, you are the first author who has ever claimed the story would be the same if your character got to write it instead. 

Now for a bit of fun. If you met an alien from outer space, how would you explain what you  (as an author) actually do.

C: I’d tell the alien that I make imaginary people come alive in books. I’d explain how the characters take over my brain and beg me to tell their stories. After I got to know the space creature, I’d ask, “What’s your story?” and start writing it while the information was still fresh. I’d also ask the alien to hang out with me and ask about his or her alien nation and what life is like there.

Liza: And finally, what is your next book project?

C: I’ve recently published Fire Up Your Life in Retirement: 101 Ways for Women to Reinvent Themselves, a book for soon-to-be retired and retired women. I’m thinking of writing a book for middle and high school kids about how to get along with the adults in their lives. Someday I may write a sequel to Elliot, exploring what happens to some other kids in his school who face bullying. They’ll all get together at the funeral home with Elliot and his friends to help each other find answers.

Liza: And thus concludes my well behaved interview. 

C: I’d also like to say that I’d love it if your readers would let me know how they liked Elliot K. Carnucci is a Big, Fat Loser. If anyone would be willing to write a review for Amazon or Barnes and Noble, I’d greatly appreciate it.

Liza: A fair and reasonable request. Let's find out more about poor bullied Elliot...


Elliot K. Carnucci is a Big, Fat Loser: A Book about Bullying
by Catherine DePino



   
The kids at Ralph Bunche Middle School love to pick on Elliot Kravitz-Carnucci. He struggles with his weight, looks like a geek, makes top honors, and lives above the Carnucci Home for Funerals in South Philadelphia with his distant, workaholic father and Nonna, his quirky, overbearing grandmother.
   
Since his parents divorced, he splits spending his time with his funeral director father and his mother Rayna, who dreams of becoming the queen of commercials on the west coast.
   
At the hands of his peers, Elliot experiences a series of bullying episodes that escalate from entrapment in a school supply closet to a brutal “swirly” (head dunk in the toilet) that lands him in the hospital emergency room.
   
Elliot has a small circle of loyal friends and a mentor named Duke, an aging school custodian, who root for him to overcome his bullying issues so that he can enjoy his life as a teenager and a budding singer/performer. Can Elliot win his fight against the nasty bullies, or is he doomed forever? Read this funny, sad, and crazy book to find out.




“Help–I can’t breathe–let me out. Somebody help...”

I pounded the inside of the musty supply closet until my knuckles turned blue. Did anybody even have the key?
           
What if they don’t come? What if I’m trapped here all night?
           
I could hear loud voices and laughing, so I knew Kyle Canfield and one of his friends from the basketball team were there, waiting to see if I would cave in and plead for mercy.
           
The bell blared. Classes changed. Kids stampeded through the halls. Then, silence.

Finally I heard someone shout, “I’ve got the key, Doc.” 
          
“Thanks, Duke,” Doc Greely, the assistant principal, said to Mr. Boardly, the man who’d sprung me loose.

Mr. Boardly, the head custodian, better known as Duke, offered me his arm, and I stumbled out of the closet. He was as thin as his mop handle, but all muscle–no flab like me. A scruffy white beard covered half his face.
           
He slammed the closet door shut and bolted the lock. “One of the hall guards reported noise coming from this area. We came as soon as we heard.”
           
Duke patted my shoulder. “Let me know if I can help, Elliot.” I could hear his keys clanging as he walked down the hall humming “Duke of Earl,” that old sixties song he loved. That’s where he got his nickname.

“Up to their old tricks again, Elliot?” Doc asked on the way to his office.


Elliot K. Carnucci is a Big, Fat Loser: 
A Book About Bullying






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Catherine DePino has sold thirteen books for parents, teachers, and children to mainstream publishers. She self-published her fourteenth book, Elliot K. Carnucci is a Big, Fat Loser: A Book About Bullying because she wanted to give it a wider forum. Her background includes a BS in English and Spanish education, a Master’s in English education, and a doctorate in Curriculum Theory and Development and Educational Administration from Temple University. The author worked for many years as an English teacher, department head of English and world languages, disciplinarian, and curriculum writer in the Philadelphia School District. After this, she worked at Temple as an adjunct assistant professor and student teaching supervisor.

Catherine has also written articles for national magazines, including The Christian Science Monitor and The Writer.

For many years she served on the board of The Philadelphia Writers’ Conference.  She holds membership in the Association of Children’s Book Writers and Illustrators.

Her new self-help book, 101 Easy Ways for Women to De-Stress, Reinvent, and Fire Up Your Life in Retirement,appeared on the market in March, 2014.

Visit her website at www.catherinedepino.com

A couple of Links:

Website: www.catherinedepino.com

Facebook Author Page: https://www.facebook.com/C.Spinelli.DePino

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Elliot K. Carnucci is a Big, Fat Loser: A Book About Bullying


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 Who Says Bullies Rule?: Common Sense Tips to Help Your Child Cope


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In Your Face, Pizza Face: A Girl’s Bully-Busting Book


101 Ways to Help Preschoolers Excel in Reading, Writing, and Speaking


Quick and Easy Grammar Games to Boost Writing Power


Blue Cheese Breath and Stinky Feet: How to Deal with Bullies


Hi, God, It’s Me: e-prayers for Teenage Boys


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Grammar Workout: Twenty-Eight Lessons, Exercises, and Activities to Jumpstart Your Writing



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37 comments:

  1. A fun interview thank you.

    marypres(AT)gmail(DOT)com

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    1. Yes, indeed it was, Mary! Thanks for your comment.

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  2. Thanks for hosting me, Liza. This interview was a hoot. I love it! Thanks.

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    1. Did I behave then? Peep Rep had office bet that I couldn't behave. I want him to lose that bet.

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    2. Liza, I absolutely loved it! It's the most fun I've had doing an interview. You should be a comedian!

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    3. Whew! I'm a comedian on paper. In front of people crickets chirp. (I write mostly funny novels. Check out Worst Week Ever for a sample of Liza Craziness.

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    4. That sounds great. I'll check it out soon. You have an amazing sense of humor that makes people want to read more. I really admire that in a writer.

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    5. And be aware. I will continue to promote this blog for 3 days, so stop by on occasion and check for new comments.

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    1. Thanks, Edgar. I appreciate your kind words.

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  4. I am frankly awestruck that my former colleague Catherine has become an oft-published author.........But I shouldn't be surprised........She's always been a hard worker and an extremely dedicated educator.........Nice going, my dear Catherine........

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    1. Thanks for your kind remarks. Frankly, writing books is a much easier job than teaching although I've enjoyed both.

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  5. I got a lot of laughs from the introduction to the interview. This leaves with a question about the research. When you broke into the funeral homes, did any of the bodies come to life? :) On a more serious note, I used to be friends with a couple who ran a funeral home, and they were indeed very compassionate. Sometimes they gave a break to people who couldn't afford to pay for services. Great interview! ~ Barbara of the Balloons

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    1. Thanks, Barbara, for your interesting comments! I enjoyed reading them. Actually, the bodies didn't come to life, but I communicated with them in the spirit world. Your friends in the funeral business sound like very caring people. It's good to know that there are people like that in our world. I have to say that I enjoyed this interview and never did one quite like it.

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    2. Now this is how I get into trouble. All I said was you might be breaking into funeral homes. MIGHT BE. But Barbara of the balloons, AKA Popple has changed it to a fact: "When you broke into the funeral homes...." Next the police will be by your house to question you about a mass of funeral home break ins that have recently occurred, and you'll pin the whole nonsense on me. I cannot tell you how often things like this happen to me.

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    3. I wouldn't think of doing that. However, if I did, I'd want to see what the inhabitants thought of the world to come. You see, I'm very interested in psychic phenomena.

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  6. That was a great interview!! Well done, ladies! I'm too old to truly understand the way bullies are allowed to get away with this stuff. When I was in school, they would have been called into the Dean of Boys and given a very unsavory punishment. Retirement, however, I have a handle on. If all goes well, I'll be living on a boat in three months. Tweeted.

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    2. I used to fight with bullies. That got me reversed labeled as a bully myself by one teacher. That was a tough year of school. (Yes, I was now bullied by a teacher, who sincerely believe I was blight on mankind.) My mother moved me to a new school because the constant abuse caused me to withdraw and I went from A's to D's. I regained my footing at the new school, picked up my grades, began gathering the 'unwanted' newbies that arrived (the kids didn't like new people) and ended up with a large friendly mob of friends. It's amazing what fabulous people are rejected by the popular kids. If Elliot had gone to that school, he would have been friended by my group. It turns out if you travel in a mob of twenty, bullies leave you alone. So I never got in a single fight at that school. We just laughed and had fun..

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    3. I deleted the last comment because of a typo! Thanks for your interesting comments, Ella. You're right. Back in the day, the dean might have "whooped" the bullies' butts instead of calling their parents and suspending them. Your retirement plan sounds fun and adventurous. If you read my women's retirement book, let me know what you think. You can write to me on my website. Thanks again for writing!

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    4. Liza, sometimes that's the only way to foil some bullies: to fight back. Most people would never give that advice, but in one of my books (Who Says Bullies Rule) I advise tailoring the bully-busting approach to the type of bully you're dealing with. Of course, if the bully prevents a serious danger or carries a weapon, other methods are preferable. Also, that teacher that bullied you must have been a piece of work. Instead of helping the problem, she made it worse. I love your story about how you gathered friends at your new school, and I definitely agree that Elliot would have joined your group and you would have accepted him with open arms. You are so right about bullies leaving you alone if you travel in a crowd. Thanks for your constructive comments.

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  7. What a wonderful book! I'm sure that children will appreciate hearing about how another child handles bullies. Best wishes for many sales.

    Liza, nice job. Did Jess or Peep win the bet?

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    1. Thanks very much for the good wishes, Melissa. Self-publishing is a brand new venture for me, and I'm trying hard to get the book out there. Let me know if you read it what you think. Thanks again!

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    2. Catherine loved it, so I'm calling that a behaved. So Peep Rep owes me $20, not that I'll ever collect. Imaginary peeps are incredibly hard to collect from.

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  8. I was bullied to the point of wanting to commit suicide as a kid. I wish you much success with your book, but I won't be reading it. NO offense meant...I have no desire to revisit those days.

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    1. I'm sorry you had a bad time. I would have protected you if you had come to my school. (Or been expelled trying. I had no tolerance for bullies.)

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  9. D'Ann, I am so sorry this happened when you were a child. One of the men who endorsed another of my bully prevention books (Real LIfe Bully Prevention for Real Kids) had a young son who committed suicide. He now spends his life educating parents and teachers about how to save the children.

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  10. Nice intervew

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  11. Love your title and your next book sounds super interesting. Congrats!

    Author(dot)tonikelly(at)gmail(dot)com

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    1. Thank you, Toni. That is so thoughtful of you to say. I appreciate it.

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