Mistletoe Madness Blog Hop

Mistletoe Madness has ended. The grand prize will be announced by PJ Synder, but I can announce the winner of the worst swag in the history of swagdome.  The winner is:

I will send Judy an actual set of Saving Casey temp tats if she supplies me her address. I will also mar a picture of her face with the temps if she sends me a jpg photo. 

I must admit, I was amazed and a bit horrified when I saw the number of you who had lost your minds and wanted the tats. 

The stress of Christmas is clearly impairing your judgement and I am very worried about you. Please take care of yourselves. I treasure my followers and want you to follow me forever.

And let's give a resounding high five to all my lunatics who did NOT win those horrible tats and will look so pretty at Christmas.

Let's face it, there are just some contests you should never win.

Like lotteries: they come with a curse.

Welcome to Liza's stop 

in the Mistletoe Madness

I'll be interviewing Cass from my book 

Saving Casey. 

Cass would love to stand  beneath mistletoe and enjoy a little love.

Only the guy she loves is thirty years old and she's an eighty- year-old woman who died and has inexplicably returned in the body of a seventeen-year-old girl. 

That's eight reasons why he won't touch her:

Liza:  So Cass, you seem a bit down about Christmas.

Cass: How can I not be? I finally find my soul mate after a whole lifetime of searching and he's far too honorable to even consider a relationship, claiming I'm too young. Still, I'm certain he loves me as much as I love him.

Liza: That's got to be frustrating.

Cass: You've no idea, but its not the only thing ruining my Christmas. A great deal of people, some of whom I loved, have betrayed me. Some even tried to kill me. And let's not forget my ghoul face. Then there's the pain I have to endure to remove these tattoos.

Liza: Wow. You really are having a tough time. 
Let me see if I can step into the future and find something to cheer you up. 
*stares in bag labeled Liza's Brain and smiles.*

Here's something. 
This is you in six months:

Cass: *squeals*  Look at me! I gorgeous!  Oh yeah this makes me happy. Troy won't be able to resist me! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Liza: Now that we've cheered Cass up, let me show you the fabulous trailer for Saving Casey.

 And for those of you who prefer to read what Saving Casey is about, here's the blurb:

Eighty-year-old Cass wakes up in the body of a troubled seventeen-year-old girl named Casey, which all believe has survived a suicide attempt. Cass intends to turn the girl’s life around, only it’s harder than she expects. All Casey’s troubles have now become Cass’s and someone wants her dead.

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Thanks for visiting my site. 

I would love for you to become a regular follower.

HOLD ON!!!

I forgot tell you about my gift.

Worse Gift Ever in the History of Swagdom.

I'm offering temp tattoos like Cass'.

Why would you want to mar your pretty face with these tats? 

I've no idea.

But if you want them, then leave a comment below that says: Lost my mind, want the tats. Don't forget to add your email address. If there happens to be more than one person who wants this horrible gift AND leaves their email, then I'll put the names in a bag labeled LUNATICS and draw one. However, with my luck, I'll be stuck with these stupid tats forever.

Also, please follow my blog. I write it especially for lunatics.

Here's the irony. These tats cost me more than it would cost you to buy Saving Casey, which makes my book

 a BEST BUY. 

Here's a banner I made from one review:

Doesn't that sound better than 'the worst swag in the history of swagdom'?

And on that note, I give you the link to get the hell out of tattoo land and back to the blog hop.

Thanks for stopping by!

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