Investigator Peep's Report on Carrie Hanson:
4'6” 70 pounds. (maybe)
Will blow away in a stiff wind.
Adorable-you’ll want to put her in your pocket and take her home.
As a teen suffered from low self-esteem due to living in the shadow of her much taller twin sister.
Despite her tiny size, she’s not a push over.
Hasn’t had a date in 2 years which is oddly the exact amount of time she’s worked as Trent Lancaster’s Executive Assistant.
Activities in spare time: none
Pets: Self-maintaining fish in pond. They evidently all have names.
Friends: None before this week.
To all appearances Carrie works, commutes and sleeps.
Neighbors say she leaves before sunrise and returns in the dark, so they rarely see her.
She can solve any problem, has the patience of a saint, and the determination of a pitbull
And then comes her return from Taiwan and her Worst Week Ever and things go bad.
Times arrested or nearly arrested.
Times she nearly dies
Groups she pisses off:
FBI, NYC police & Russian Mafia
Times that she gets fired
Distribution of Narcotic Turtles
It's a very busy week for her.
She discovers she has a finite limit to how many bad things can happen before she gives up.
COMING IN JULY 2013