Just in time for Halloween!
A ghastly tale a bit off the tortured path. An unusual cross-genre, not for the faint of heart, or hormones. *Evil cackle*
Blurb:
Shana, Erron, and Marklon hadn’t realized life had more than a committed threesome in store for them. Like catching the serial killer monster who is leaving bloody body parts in restaurants throughout their small town—on platters no less.
The first murder and subsequent meal/gag occurred not long ago, at the upscale eatery, Carnal Cravings. Not long after, nearly every restaurant in town had served up some form of unexpected tartar. Heads on platters stuffed like prize pigs at luaus and people popsicles. Even deli-wrapped penises, taking Oscar Meyer Weiner to a whole new plane of pun, have rocked the sleepy little town of Crow Manor Maine to a state of panic.
It was then the nightmares began for Shana and her two men. It wasn’t long before she realized they weren’t nightmares but visions. They’d become attuned to the killer. As the threesome fight for their love and their lives, old skeletons tumble out of the closet that could literally carve them to shreds.
The first murder and subsequent meal/gag occurred not long ago, at the upscale eatery, Carnal Cravings. Not long after, nearly every restaurant in town had served up some form of unexpected tartar. Heads on platters stuffed like prize pigs at luaus and people popsicles. Even deli-wrapped penises, taking Oscar Meyer Weiner to a whole new plane of pun, have rocked the sleepy little town of Crow Manor Maine to a state of panic.
It was then the nightmares began for Shana and her two men. It wasn’t long before she realized they weren’t nightmares but visions. They’d become attuned to the killer. As the threesome fight for their love and their lives, old skeletons tumble out of the closet that could literally carve them to shreds.
And to celebrate the re-release of Table for Three Hold the Blood
(original publisher closed)
answer the question below.
Winners to receive an Amazon Gifting of Table for Three-Hold the Blood AND Halloween Treat Bag!
(2 winners: one gets the fab book & a treat bag, the other gets the fab book)
(2 winners: one gets the fab book & a treat bag, the other gets the fab book)
What is your favorite all-time Halloween memory?
Winner will be chosen on 10/20/13.
Happy Haunting!
Bobbi
To find me/haunt me:
Great cover & blurb! I've shared.
ReplyDeleteThanks for coming by Andrea. :)
DeleteThanks for having me Liza! Thought I would share my Chapter Titles if that's okay?
ReplyDeleteThis is exclusive. I've never shared the Chapter Titles before. But...well--they sorta seem so Liza-ish.
Chapters from Table for Three-Hold the Blood
Side of Ketchup
Peas and Carrots
Wienerschnitzle
Magic Bullet: As Seen in a Dream
Umm, Umm Frozen Foods
Lumpy Gravy and Kidney Pie
Soup Du Jour
Humble Pie
So, anyone have any thoughts on the names I selected?
:)
Bobbi
Those are very nice chapter titles. The only one inedible is Magic Bullet. It seems out of sync.
DeleteLOL, love your titles Bobbi, especially the last one. Someone always has to eat that at some point in a story:)
ReplyDeleteThanks Karen and agreed, someone always must. LOL
DeleteMy favourite Halloween memory is the first one I can remember- I was about 4 I think - and I was a lion and I'd roar and people would "look" so scared and then they gave me candy - how cool is that!
ReplyDeleteLove your chapter titles - Lumpy Gravy and Kidney pie - sounds hysterical.
Tweeted.
LOVE that memory! How awesome to carry that forward.
DeleteI remember when my children were younger and they went trick or treating... it was so precious to see the holiday through their eyes. The book sounds fun. I'm sorry your publisher closed...I've had that happen and sometimes it's a blessing!
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by Melissa and yes, the glee and magic through their eyes makes the holiday!
Delete:)
I remember dressing up like a bag of jelly beans - we used a clear garbage bag and filled it will different colored balloons. It was so easy to do, but wasn't very warm considering it's always around 32 degrees where I live!
ReplyDeleteI like the chapter titles! Umm, Umm Frozen Foods reminded me of Steak Umms. LOL
Oh that's AWESOME. I would have never thought to do something like that. *That has me thinking about this year* Hum?
DeleteAnd the WINNERS ARE *insert drum-roll*...
ReplyDeleteJamie-JourneysIntoPureImagination- Wins Book & Treat Bag
And Andrea wins the same. Tossing in the extra Treat Bag.
Please email BOTH email PLUS snail mail to: bobbiromans@yahoo.com
BUT--Since its Halloween and all about magic and fun, will give out, Updraft (another release-short) and treat bags to any that may want. Just send your info (both email/snail) to bobbiromans@yahoo.com.
Hope Everyone has a Happy Halloween!
WOW! EVERYBODY WINS! SO COOL!
ReplyDeleteSorry I'm late. I tweeted!!
ReplyDeleteLoved the cover and blurb!! I used to love trick or treating, but my favorite memories are of taking my son around. I used to make all his costumes, just like my mom made mine. Tweeted.
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